Pizza over tit

I just fell. Again.

I do fall a lot. I don’t know why but it happens. I’m only 34 and it shouldn’t happen but it does and sometimes it bloody hurts. The thing is half the time I’m laughing so much I can’t get up.

Tonight is no different. I literally just got home from a gruelling day at work. De-robed, shall we call it, leaned over the bed to point at something and fell flat on my face. Except I didn’t just fall on my face. There was a freshly made pizza just where my chest landed. Naked. Splat.

Here have the after pic